This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
i’ve never broken a bone so i’m probably indestructible
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases